Return of the Grammar Nazis!

 

Yes that’s right the grammar Nazis have been at it again

 

“What’s with all the slang in your emails, did you go to school?’

 

And

 

“Your spelling is shocking”

 

The truth is I don’t give a fly fucktard

 

Why

 

As there’s a method to my madness ;)

 

Trying to get every last little detail right is the reason why most people don’t get what they want in life

 

Worrying about the tiny details or imperfections is just something that insecure folk use to cover up their fears of what people may think of them.

 

Same as professionalism

 

Professionalism is just bullshit that stops people being themselves and getting shit done

 

All that matters is getting the job done and working on it and being a little bit better every day!

 

Let me expaineth

 

I write this way cos people read, talk and behave in this way

 

If you read some nice professional email article from me

 

Spelling free

 

No slang

 

No swearing

 

Chances are you’d be bored out of your mind and only read the first couple of lines

 

Plus that isn’t me

 

If I did write all posh and stuff

 

Then when you meet me you’d be like

 

Who the fuck is this guy?

 

He’s been lieing to me all this time

 

Trust is gone from the get go

 

This fellas a lieing ass hole.

 

With me you get what you see, hear or in this case read

 

 

Ok I hear you saying what’s this got to do with getting ripped and muscular

 

That’s simple

 

Stop worry about the details

 

Just be consistent and get the job done

 

If you try to be perfect from the get go, you’ll not get anywhere

 

Do you think my exercise technique was perfect from the beginning?

 

No

 

I worked on it

 

Every single day I was in the gym

 

Did I have the perfect diet from the start?

 

No I work on it and evolved it every single day

 

So if your one of these peeps whose picking holes in every single aspect of your life

 

Spelling

Grammar

Reading

Perfect diet

Perfect nutrition plan

Perfect working day

Perfect holiday

Perfect lifestyle

Perfect time to do any thing

 

Just chill out

 

And work on it as you go along

 

And the results will come

 

If not and you continue to look for the perfect what ever, I guarantee you’ll be in exactly the same position as you are now.

 

Here’s a quick diagram showing you the road to success

 

What people think it looks like

 

What it actually looks like

 

 

Until tomorrow

 

Laurie “Loves slang” Carr

 

P.S

 

Thanks to all the emails everyone keeps sending back to me positive or negative, I really appreciate it.

 

Yes i even like it when the grammer Nazies email me :)

 

P.P.S

 

Soon to be launched is my first online program

 

Reason i am doing this is that I am nearly full on both One to One coaching and online nutrition coaching,

 

Wanna get the last few spots before I close it up go and apply here

 

No grammar Nazis need apply

 

Click here

 

The only way I can help those that can’t get in or haven’t got the budget at the moment to learn how to do things the right way is to do this online program.

 

 

If you’re ready for your physique and fitness diagnostic consultation then apply HERE!

 

If not, you can download Laurie Carr’s first free e-book HERE!